Archive for December, 2009

Tunnel #847

Friday, December 18th, 2009

In 1102, Grand Architect Mardus Tolmuk laid the last cobblestone into the floor of Tunnel #847. Just outside, in the Nexus, hundreds of Gnomes from the seven villages gathered to mark the special occasion. Large celebrations and feasts were usually on order upon the completion of any tunnel project in the ‘Pire (as Doccus V used to call it), but this one was quite different.

You see, the celebration of the number “847″ holds a special place in Gnomish culture; the custom’s roots lie in the ancient Gnomish creation text, Sarduk, which states:

In the pristine age, when all was quiet and still, Grand Mardus threw chaos upon the deep ether, and from that havoc sprung eight modes of form; those of flesh, fur, feather, scale, shell, tabrus, stalk, and mauds. In four days he created the four domains of the corpus: water, lavae, earth, and sky. Within each of these domains he placed seven kings (or Seeds); seven for each of the eight forms. Those who thrived in their domains grew to take them as their own.

This is why, to the Gnomish people, the number “847″ became identified with the act of sentient creation, and why this tunnel, in particular, is so famous.

[ Tunnel #847 (#21R) Description from CaveMUSH ]

Room created 03/08/2000, description written 01/05/2002 by RedWolf.

Mad Annoyers Wanted

Friday, December 18th, 2009

Wanted: Liberal players to annoy Mad.
To qualify, one must possess the following traits

  • Strong liberal views and a love for sharing them
  • Willing to call him a racist when he disagrees with you
  • A desire to annoy grumpy people is a must
  • Be angry at his conservative ways
  • Be friendly to the liberals

Thank you.


Friday, December 18th, 2009

The reason why this mush isn’t the best: you are not here. Please consider helping us reach our goal or put a puppy in a blender. Doing both is acceptable should you be torn between the two. BTW, occasionally I will talk about cruelty to puppies in the main channels, but I am a vegetarian so I am just jesting; I only hurt people. Sometimes. Maybe not.

Don’t provoke me.


Thursday, December 17th, 2009

Christmas is coming to cavemush, so Santa is too! Some people have made it a habit to hide from this mischevious present-giver–the most famous being Mad, the resident scrooge. Every Christmas, Mad claims Santa is not real, and instead tells his lies about some Father Christmas or some such garbage. Sometimes, he even goes out of his way to outdo the Grinch, and makes it so the ‘who’ is sad from his @doing. He always gets coal for Christmas. Mad is the reason for the season… sucking. If you want to connect just to wish him a merry christmas, be warned: he does not like that. -nrgypoo