December 18th, 2009 by nrg

The reason why this mush isn’t the best: you are not here. Please consider helping us reach our goal or put a puppy in a blender. Doing both is acceptable should you be torn between the two. BTW, occasionally I will talk about cruelty to puppies in the main channels, but I am a vegetarian so I am just jesting; I only hurt people. Sometimes. Maybe not.

Don’t provoke me.

2 Responses to “JOIN or DIE!”

  1. RedWolf Says:

    Bad puppy reference! If you don’t get on, we won’t really kill a puppy, I swear.

  2. nrg Says:

    Liar. The puppies must die.