{"id":6,"date":"2006-02-16T16:10:44","date_gmt":"2006-02-16T21:10:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cavemush.com\/blog\/index.php\/archives\/6"},"modified":"2007-01-11T11:54:03","modified_gmt":"2007-01-11T16:54:03","slug":"dont-drink-and-mush-lol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cavemush.com\/blog\/index.php\/archives\/6","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t Drink and MUSH! LOL!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, I&#8217;m not much of a drinker, but my uncle brought some beer down from Wisconsin when he came to visit yesterday. Yeungling.. a brand I&#8217;d never tried before. So I thought I&#8217;d be adventerous this morning and try it out. Well, the only thing I had to eat this morning was a few cookies and a glass of milk. I drank the beer, and started feeling inebriated. &#8220;Oh, no&#8221;, I thought, &#8220;I hate being drunk!&#8221; So I grabbed  a couple cups of coffee and decided to wait it out. Luckily, I wasn&#8217;t TOO inebriated, but I did feel kinda happy&#8230;.. for a bit. Good thing I didn&#8217;t start MUSH&#8217;ing or there might have been some funny construction going on&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, I&#8217;m not much of a drinker, but my uncle brought some beer down from Wisconsin when he came to visit yesterday. Yeungling.. a brand I&#8217;d never tried before. So I thought I&#8217;d be adventerous this morning and try it out. Well, the only thing I had to eat this morning was a few cookies [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-off-topic"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cavemush.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cavemush.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cavemush.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cavemush.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cavemush.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.cavemush.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cavemush.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cavemush.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cavemush.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}