As RedWolf showed his wife the ways of the MUSH in 2008, Aaakbaat entered the room.<\/p>\n
Upon seeing him, RedWolf’s wife whispered to RedWolf.<\/p>\n
“My wife wonders the origin of your name, Aaakbaat.”<\/p>\n
“Cool,” said Aaakbaat, “I just told that story to nrg last night.”<\/p>\n
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“Can you tell me?” said Red. “For some reason I don’t think I ever asked you.”<\/p>\n
“I’m pretty sure I told you before.” Aaakbaat scratched his head. “It was wayyy back in the day…in like 1994?”<\/p>\n
“14 years ago,” said Red.<\/p>\n
RedWolf’s wife laughed and interjected: “I can’t believe you guys have known each other that long.”<\/p>\n
“Yeah, I’ve known Aaakbaat since January 1993,” replied Red.<\/p>\n
“So here’s the story,” Aaakbaat began. “I was reading a book of short stories in the SubGenius mythos called ‘Three Fisted Tales of Bob,’ and one of the stories was about how Bob saved the Earth from being destroyed. — or at least delayed Earth’s destruction.”<\/p>\n
“This is sounding slightly familiar,” said Red, “Keep going.”<\/p>\n
“He was on some alien planet, for some reason or other, and happened across a ledger book in which was printed a list of planets around the universe scheduled for destruction by that alien race.<\/p>\n
“Bob noticed that Earth was on the list! So, not having time to erase the entry before being noticed, he quickly pulled a pen from his pocket and drew the diacritical mark for character transposition around 2 digits in the year of the date of Earth’s scheduled demolition, pushing the fateful day from 1989 back to 1998.”<\/p>\n
RedWolf laughed.<\/p>\n
RedWolf’s wife looked confused. “I’m not sure I understand,” she said.<\/p>\n
Red smiled. “A diacritical transposition mark is, I think, a curved line between the two characters, written in the space above the word. It shows that the two characters need to be switched.”<\/p>\n
Aaakbaat continued: “They showed the first few names of planets on the list which, of course, was in alphabetical order. The first planet on the list was named ‘Aaa…’ something-or-other. It started with three A’s, which caught my eye from some reason.”<\/p>\n
“Because you crayzay,” said Red, making his wife chuckle. Unfazed, Aaakbaat continued, entranced by the story-telling process.<\/p>\n
“So later that day when I had to come up with a random name to start playing this weird new text game I found, I just typed in ‘Aaa,’ stared at it for a minute or two, and then just hit some random consonants and a couple more A’s for good measure. And that’s how it happened.”<\/p>\n
“That’s a great story,” said RedWolf. His wife agreed.<\/p>\n
“Thanky, man.” Aaakbaat smiled. “I’m fairly certain I’d told you that before.”<\/p>\n
“You probably have. That’s one to tell the kids some day.”<\/p>\n
Aaakbaat nodded. “Yes, yes.”<\/p>\n
RedWolf stood up, walked across the room and pulled a binder from the shelf and shuffled some pages.<\/p>\n
“I should transcribe your story to a book here — for the library records.<\/p>\n
“In fact,” RedWolf continued, “We need a book system, so I suppose I’ll make one.”<\/p>\n
RedWolf created a book entitled “The Story of Aaakbaat’s Name (#5324)” and placed it on the shelf.<\/p>\n
“Now history will forever know how Aaakbaat’s name came into being.”<\/p>\n
“Nice work,” said Aaakbaat.<\/p>\n
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